Daniel Spoth has done a lot of terribly interesting things over the years, and would no doubt be quite pleased to recount tales without end to a captive audience, preferably clustered around his high-backed leather chair in the smoking lounge of an Alpine ski lodge, sipping his fifth brandy and sprinkling ash from his third cigar all over his velvet storytelling robe.
However, if you're just using the Internet like all us other suckers, you're out of luck.
